VespeneGas's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[]cc[ Eternal Autumn]

A film of immense fragility and beauty

Like the ripples from a stone thrown into a pond, this is a fantastically delicate work of art. Drawing upon Eastern philosophy, heavy metal music and jpgs with filters on them, it cannot be missed. Almost as good as Super Mario Brothers Z!

H-h-h-heliopios responds:

<33

[Grand Theft Awesome]

Horrible, just horrible.

I'm a bit pissed that Soulseek didn't provide me with any Big Black or Ministry downloads, so here I am taking it out on an easy target.

The humor of this Flash seems to be based on that fact that the characters are swearing at a quick pace. Fuck that. That's juvenile. That type of humor may work on Newgrounds, but you're completely out of luck on a grander scale.

This isn't original. You're adopting Egoraptor's animation style and format, which is far from artistic to begin with. Did you have his permission to make such a blatant copy of his intellectual property, because this is south-eastern Asia sweatshop material here. The uncreativeness of this animation is further proved by the classic video game in-joke crutch. "Fuck you, cops, I have cheat codes!" Haha, get it? Because you can use cheat codes in the game and it seems funny and strange when cheat codes are used in a different medium! No.

As I've said before, this type of animation may be able to get a place on the front page, a Daily Award, and a +4.00 score on Newgrounds, but your parlor tricks will prove useless in the real world. Animation studios aren't impressed by references to recent video games and the voice actor's ability to spit fifty curses a minute. This fact that the users of Newgrounds allow terrible Flashes like this to prosper while animators with original ideas are pushed aside is disgusting.

Oney responds:

"As I've said before, this type of animation may be able to get a place on the front page, a Daily Award, and a +4.00 score on Newgrounds, but your parlor tricks will prove useless in the real world. Animation studios aren't impressed by references to recent video games and the voice actor's ability to spit fifty curses a minute."

Dude, I guess that's got nothing to do with the fact MTV hired Egoraptor because of his flashes, or the fact Rubberninja's Gamer Tonight Videos are being bought and shown on TV? Do some research and relise you can do whatever the fuck you like as long as its funny.

[VZ Series:Naruto V Sasuke]

There's some talent here.

The sprites move with enough fluidity to make the action work, and they're generally handled well.

I stand by my belief that sprite flashes occupy a space with punk rock and Spike TV, being cheap entertainment that requires no thought. This movie certainly delivers that, but to be a truely great flash artist, you need diversity.

I suggest learning a bit of traditional animation, or making your own sprites. Additionly, try a movie with a different scenario than the clichéd "Two characters meet each other and start a fight". You've voiced your interest in becoming a popular artist in the past, and I think those skills will help you attain that.

mortis5000 responds:

Thank You

[StagB: Belly of the Whale]

uherm

Was that supposed to be loud at the end? It was pretty good, at any rate.

Negina responds:

yeah other people have told me it was quiet

i just put the microphone up to my face and screamed really loudly lmao

[Pretty NEAT Collab]

I liked it

yes

Heil responds:

brb

[The mountain scene]

Wow...

Amazing. I can't think of any other word. Graphics, sound, blinky things, everything. My hat goes off to you.

TNOAT responds:

THANK YOU

[Wonchop gets Assed]

zxzc

It was a bit rough around the edges, but I'm all for Wonchop being defamed. The FBF was decent, kinda choppy, but the range of motion you were going for would have made sophisticated FBF a huge hassle. The voice acting was stellar; the Star Syndicate never fails on that front which is done poorly much too often. In the end, this is a perfectly acceptable movie stung by animator laziness, a poison I know all too well.

Negina responds:

I couldn't have said it better myself man

[Sternman is waiting...]

fuck

hey man i liked this movie really much your a good flasher guy i wannt to make flashers like you someday kiss babe love

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[Epileptic Collab 2]

This was like

Gax sex in a hamburger bun.

Reaperssythe responds:

Cool, also...

I require more vespene gas!