VespeneGas's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Squidward's Suicide]

damn

squidward dances like a hot bitch

[MONSOONS!]

monsoons are pretty cool

monsoons are pretty cool

[Captain Blackjack]

yo deush,

you have no idea what you're talking about!

[]cc[ Eternal Autumn]

A film of immense fragility and beauty

Like the ripples from a stone thrown into a pond, this is a fantastically delicate work of art. Drawing upon Eastern philosophy, heavy metal music and jpgs with filters on them, it cannot be missed. Almost as good as Super Mario Brothers Z!

H-h-h-heliopios responds:

<33

[Lil' Hoots]

Same old, same old.

Same old creaky-voiced 20something voice-over artists, same old Newgrounds-style plagarism. Not original or entertaining enough to warrant a good score.

Now watch as I get flooded with useless review votes, just because I have a different opinion than the people casting them.

[Grand Theft Awesome]

Horrible, just horrible.

I'm a bit pissed that Soulseek didn't provide me with any Big Black or Ministry downloads, so here I am taking it out on an easy target.

The humor of this Flash seems to be based on that fact that the characters are swearing at a quick pace. Fuck that. That's juvenile. That type of humor may work on Newgrounds, but you're completely out of luck on a grander scale.

This isn't original. You're adopting Egoraptor's animation style and format, which is far from artistic to begin with. Did you have his permission to make such a blatant copy of his intellectual property, because this is south-eastern Asia sweatshop material here. The uncreativeness of this animation is further proved by the classic video game in-joke crutch. "Fuck you, cops, I have cheat codes!" Haha, get it? Because you can use cheat codes in the game and it seems funny and strange when cheat codes are used in a different medium! No.

As I've said before, this type of animation may be able to get a place on the front page, a Daily Award, and a +4.00 score on Newgrounds, but your parlor tricks will prove useless in the real world. Animation studios aren't impressed by references to recent video games and the voice actor's ability to spit fifty curses a minute. This fact that the users of Newgrounds allow terrible Flashes like this to prosper while animators with original ideas are pushed aside is disgusting.

Oney responds:

"As I've said before, this type of animation may be able to get a place on the front page, a Daily Award, and a +4.00 score on Newgrounds, but your parlor tricks will prove useless in the real world. Animation studios aren't impressed by references to recent video games and the voice actor's ability to spit fifty curses a minute."

Dude, I guess that's got nothing to do with the fact MTV hired Egoraptor because of his flashes, or the fact Rubberninja's Gamer Tonight Videos are being bought and shown on TV? Do some research and relise you can do whatever the fuck you like as long as its funny.

[woopa]

holy SHIT

this flash is fucking amazing i love you

[VZ Series:Naruto V Sasuke]

There's some talent here.

The sprites move with enough fluidity to make the action work, and they're generally handled well.

I stand by my belief that sprite flashes occupy a space with punk rock and Spike TV, being cheap entertainment that requires no thought. This movie certainly delivers that, but to be a truely great flash artist, you need diversity.

I suggest learning a bit of traditional animation, or making your own sprites. Additionly, try a movie with a different scenario than the clichéd "Two characters meet each other and start a fight". You've voiced your interest in becoming a popular artist in the past, and I think those skills will help you attain that.

mortis5000 responds:

Thank You

[I'm a gangster]

whhhhoooooaaaaah

that guy looks like a ninja or some shit