Score: 10

"fheeeee"

submission: Sweet Sweet Filthy HENTAI

date: June 24, 2008

um z i liked this flash ok

Score: 0

"Horrible, just horrible."

submission: Grand Theft Awesome

date: June 20, 2008

I'm a bit pissed that Soulseek didn't provide me with any Big Black or Ministry downloads, so here I am taking it out on an easy target.

The humor of this Flash seems to be based on that fact that the characters are swearing at a quick pace. Fuck that. That's juvenile. That type of humor may work on Newgrounds, but you're completely out of luck on a grander scale.

This isn't original. You're adopting Egoraptor's animation style and format, which is far from artistic to begin with. Did you have his permission to make such a blatant copy of his intellectual property, because this is south-eastern Asia sweatshop material here. The uncreativeness of this animation is further proved by the classic video game in-joke crutch. "Fuck you, cops, I have cheat codes!" Haha, get it? Because you can use cheat codes in the game and it seems funny and strange when cheat codes are used in a different medium! No.

As I've said before, this type of animation may be able to get a place on the front page, a Daily Award, and a +4.00 score on Newgrounds, but your parlor tricks will prove useless in the real world. Animation studios aren't impressed by references to recent video games and the voice actor's ability to spit fifty curses a minute. This fact that the users of Newgrounds allow terrible Flashes like this to prosper while animators with original ideas are pushed aside is disgusting.

Score: 10

"holy SHIT"

submission: woopa

date: June 16, 2008

this flash is fucking amazing i love you

Score: 10

"review"

submission: The Ultimate Truth

date: June 10, 2008

good grafx good sound good everything keep it up

Score: 8

"wow"

submission: Dr. Katz parody [ADULT]

date: May 24, 2008

this is really relaxing

Score: 10

"awesome good job"

submission: Marilyn Manson Online Fan

date: May 7, 2008

title

Score: 8

"shit!!"

submission: The Happy Song!!!!!!¡!!

date: April 18, 2008

I was steadfast until the insect larvae.

FUCK.

Score: 6

"There's some talent here."

submission: Vz Series:Naruto V Sasuke

date: April 17, 2008

The sprites move with enough fluidity to make the action work, and they're generally handled well.

I stand by my belief that sprite flashes occupy a space with punk rock and Spike TV, being cheap entertainment that requires no thought. This movie certainly delivers that, but to be a truely great flash artist, you need diversity.

I suggest learning a bit of traditional animation, or making your own sprites. Additionly, try a movie with a different scenario than the clichéd "Two characters meet each other and start a fight". You've voiced your interest in becoming a popular artist in the past, and I think those skills will help you attain that.

Score: 10

"whhhhoooooaaaaah"

submission: I'm a gangster

date: April 12, 2008

that guy looks like a ninja or some shit

Score: 8

"i laughed"

submission: Gay Retarded Hobos

date: March 16, 2008

8/10 would watch again